Week 16: Patriots vs. Bills
Ready for our first a** whooping?
The Buffalo Bills are wayyyyyyyyyyyy better than this Patriots team. I expect a blowout, but then again, these are the kinds of games we somehow magically will keep it close. I still think we're looking at a blowout.
Bills win 38-17
Bold Prediction: Smack isn't negative the entire game, repeating himself, over and over
Thoughts from the board
DNOM
Cook & Allen are going to run all over the defense, and Mayo (or AVP) is still going to resist calling any designed runs for Drake Maye.
Bills win 46-7
Bold Prediction: My original bold prediction was "the Patriots' only touchdowns come on a pair of Marcus Jones punt return scores," but Marcus Jones has since been ruled out. So my new prediction is that their only TD comes on an Alex Erickson punt return.
MAC
This is David vs. Goliath. And Goliath wins.
Bills win 40-17
Bold Prediction: Shakir scores an empty netter in the 4th.
Mr. Roger Badell
Several records and many hearts will be broken, during this beatdown.
Bills win 56-6
Bold Prediction: RK is so disappointed with the game, he's caught getting a happy ending in the owners box
Dyims
This is going to be a beatdown of major proportions. I don't see our D being able to contain the bills or make any meaningful stops.
Bills win 62-3
Bold Prediction: Our offense, if you can call it that, will end up having a record setting day of turnovers while our defense won't be able to stop a nosebleed.
Blight
I got nothin.
Patriots win 31-30
Bold Prediction: Still, nothin.
Sami
Pain
win
Bold Prediction: Pain
Oscar Claus
Look, during the Brady years, the Patriots were 34-4 against the Bills. Hell, even Matt Cassel beat `em twice. You think that Beefalo doesn't use that as motivation against the Pats? I believe they don't want to just beat the Patriots, they want to embarrass them every single time they play. This game is no exception.
Bills win 38-3
Bold Prediction: Mitch Trubisky sighting!
RKing
Mike Tyson once famously said "everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth"... The patriots are like homer simpson when he fights mike tyson. As Moe tells homer: "Okay, punching isn't your thing. But that's okay. You're not that kind of fighter. What you're gonna do is stand there while your opponent gets exhausted from over-punching".... I'm picking the pats to win because I haven't once picked them to lose since we've been doing this. That said, bills by a million.
Patriots win 0-1000000
Bold Prediction: the bills do not get tired of over punching
Ad Astra
Slye kicks a 60 yard game winner in a tight game. Allen throws a pick six to Gonzalez. my first and most likely the only prediction of the season. If the Patriots win, blame me. If they lose, blame Kraft.
Patriots win 27-24
Bold Prediction: one of the wide receivers makes a crucial third down catch for once this season.
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