Ring Envy: Patriots vs Browns

Heading to the game, but don't expect a win. My wife aka "The Curse" is making one of her rare appearances at First Energy.

There goes another INT by Briskett.

At least the INT comes early this game

Jacoby too eager to make a play against his old team.  That was an absolutely awful decision by him, had free real estate with his legs.

Well hell. Misery loves company. Haha

Just run the damn football Stefanski

3rd and manageable for the defense. Cmon Woods

Let's put the game on Brissett's arm why don't you Stupidpantski.

fire stefanski. you have nick chubb and your busy running boots and throwing downfield and passing every play with brisett

I really hate how I am back to feeling like watching this team play is wasting my Sundays again.

"I take full responsibility for calling these dumbass plays. We gotta do better again."

He’s turning into Shurmur. System over everything no matter if it doesn’t work with the players you currently have on hand

It's going to be fun watching whoever the hell Bailey Zappe is emasculate Joe Woods all day...

Pat's QB will look like Joe Montana after playing us today.

this entire coaching staff needs fired, don't keep any of the losers

We are are the masters of not stopping anyone on 3rd down!

Damn, Parker Mossed Emerson. This game has gone even worse than I imagined.

Zappe will make the Hall of Fame after today. Unreal how awful this defense is and KS as an offensive playcaller. This coaching staff all need to see the damn door.

The worst coach of all time. This is worse than the 99 Browns.

I love the leadership Jacoby is showing by quietly sitting with his beard after throwing a pick

This team is horribly coached

FUUUUUU******INCREDIBLE

Bailey F’ing Zappe getting Joe Woods fired today will be the silver lining. Just a pethetic performance by the Defense today. Pathetic.

TURN AROUND AND LOOK FOR THE BALL ***** BOY

Patriots: “no first quarter TDs this year”. Browns: “hold my beer”

They teach that crap in HS. I saw him turn around all the time in college. WTF these players are regressing with this coaching

Weird… Belichick taking a FG … our analytics says that’s a mistake…

LOL. He was lucky he didn’t get an illegal contact call. He shoved the receiver 11 yards beyond the LOS.

The Browns can’t upset me today. I won’t let them. If they lose, I will just laugh. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.

I decided I’m not drinking enough when I watch the Browns games.

I decided I need to drink under other circumstances.

For a fourth round rookie, this Zappe dude looks impressive.

A Forced Fumble Sack to move ahead. Fitting.

That was the worst QB sneak attempt I've seen in a while....

When we rush to run a play, the defense is always more prepared than we are.

Hurry up trickeration only works when your team is smart. Browns are dumb.

I hate to say it, but Zappe looks like Brady in the face.

Patriots are going to just keep throwing down field in these one on one matchups. Browns selling out to stop the run.

Brissett had his check down wide open and instead he chucks it to the bench....

We’re back to being a pedestrian offense, apparently.

Run Defense STOUT for New England.

Amari Cooper is completely invisible and Brissett is struggling.

Hilarious getting carved up by a rookie qb

Some skinny wide receiver can break tackles and carry people. So effing sad.

Blatant hold on Delpit refs just stares at the play unreal or it’s a sack

Can’t convince me we aren’t being punished by nfl or officials

3rd and 10 let's pull down our pants and bend over

lol. Wheels about to fall off the whole season.

I mean you can only laugh at this crap. Simply pathetic.

After 23 years we remain an expansion team.

Running the leaf blower sounds like a better option, I’ll be tending to the lawn. This has another L written all over it. Hot garbage.

Joe Woods can go “F*** a bag of glass “

Stupidest team in the league

Idiot wasted 20 secs. Take a TO there. Bonehead decisions like that kill drives

WTF is Hunt invisible to Brissett!?

Belicheck is going to drag his balls across Kev’s face in the second half.

I don’t even get upset about the defense anymore. I’ve come to expect garbage and I can’t bring myself to care.

Getting zapped by Zappe

We are cooked. Guys its that rebuild year. On to 2023

i'm afraid 13 points is a insurmountable number for this team

Closer than 45-10 last season. Progress.

Season on the line and the team puts together this absolutely grotesque performance.

Looks like the players have quit on this coaching staff

At this point I have no emotional investment in this team, I just watch it like a run away train or car crash

Lmfao we came out in 5 wide with no help protection on a obvious blitz

BOOOOOO

**** this team, especially Stupidpantski.

I can’t take this anymore. It’s a comedy right now. Almost as bad as the WH

This is what being outcoached looks like

Wide ASS OPEN

Yep. Didn’t cover Henry at all. Pathetic and disgusting. Worse even than I expected.

Hope we lose by 40 and it costs jobs. ***** ‘em all.

Bailey F**** Zappe for Heisman

This franchise sucks. I’ll say it again, it’s mathematically impossible to be this bad year after year after year.

Belicheck is a genius.......he got good results starting Frank Zappa at QB.

This is over. Belichek will never give up this lead. Belichek will NEVER lose to the Browns. He's too good of a coach and he takes these games personally.

I would like to personally thank the Browns for absorbing all of the suck out of Cleveland today.

**** this ******** team

Mack Wilson is better as a Pats ... AB JW and KS struck gold

The Jets beating the Packers. We picked the wrong coach.

Imagine paying to watch this

I am now going to wield the only power I have as a fan. I'm shutting it off and doing something else.

How the hell were the Browns favored in this game when it was Belichick vs. Stefanski?

Freaking Factory of Sadness.

York can drill those meaningless FGs like a champ.

I suck for still watching this garbage.

I’m telling you he is the next Brady. Patriots struck gold twice

WTF??? Going for 2 then was a stupid move

Yet another situational failure

We aren’t going to get this onside kick.

green blew it

What a terribly coached team. I mean, really. This is a talented roster that's coached by idiots.

Gooddell gonna give Kraft his wedding gift right here

Get your bottles ready

Even the announcers said they can’t see if he touched it. This league can go ***** themselves.

A birthday gift to Kraft this is entertainment not sports. Why do we pretend this is an athletic competition

I just knew we would muff a punt. Game over. Fire the entire damn coaching staff. Same chit every week.

Hahahahaha this team need to sent down to NCAA

I’ve watched a lot of browns games in my life but we are pathetic pathetic pathetic

Queue the Benny Hill music!

Fire everyone... back the truck up for Sean Payton

Is this moron really calling timeouts?

The players have a union. They should go on strike till there’s a coaching change.

watson desperately looking for a masseuse to molest so he can get a longer suspension and not have to come back and play for these coaches

If someone isn’t fired after this debacle, not sure how any of us show up next week