Ring Envy: Patriots vs. Lions

I’ll call Campbell one of the best coaches if we beat New England . It’s going to be VERY dark in here if we lose, putting it mildly.

No Jonnu Smith is good news.

Sun God active. Game time decision.

The Lions better win this game.

I think the D is going to have a big day. 3 heavys, stand Hutch and Harris up. A very good day.

Looking at a Patriots board, they seem to think it will be a lot more even than we do. There’s some that think we are a total mismatch for them because “we’re just more talented”.Couldn’t disagree more!

There better be a change in Defensive play calling or all these personnel changes will be for nuaght

I’m here and ready to be pissed off and berate Holmes/Campbell/Glenn and whoever else sucks the most when we lose to a rookie QB!

I don’t care how the offense does today, my eyes are all on the defense and what changes Glenn is going to make. Interesting all the personnel changes are on the back end, nothing except activating DT on the line

It’s always a safe, sane approach to start Lions games with very low expectations.

I have to get myself to a pretty dark place before I turn the Lions on.

NE’s D Looks really healthy

God dammit you had to make that

Yuck. Bad call there. If youre going to run in that lane, just run a QB sneak.

Why do we never do a f****** sneak?

Goff is pretty tall. If he just falls forward, easy 1st down. Just so dumb

Kill me

I f****** hate Anzalone. A huge flexing celebration after somebody else makes a tackle.

Oh look a wide open TE…welcome to the analzone

I love that we have the best punter in the league and go for it on 4th down the most of any team

Is there another team in the league that is forced to play practice squad players more than the Lions.

Did you guys see that!?!?!??!?!?!~ WE MADE A STOP. DUST OFF THE LOMBARDI TROPHY BOYS

Can we call plays like a #1 offense this drive please?

Good job by the defense but what is the over and under for NE first punt before halftime?

How dare you question Dan Campbells 4th down play calls. Don’t you know he’s the smartest guy in the room?

Good news is, if we lose because of one field goal we werent going to win anyway

Fantastic block by Williams

On the bright side, the Stafford Little Caesars commercial makes me laugh: PIZZA PIZZA!!

Goff’s off scheduled game has improved SOOO much

We will win this one boys.

Come on Goff. that was a terrible decision

Now get ready for a Zappe 98 yard soul stealing TD drive that gasses the defense.

F’ing red zone interceptions are the worst.

Looked like triple coverage. On the bright side at least this is progress, no pick 6 this time

There will be 50 more bad plays. It’s the nfl. It just depends if Pats have 51 bad plays. Maybe Zappe throws a pick after 2 conservative runs.

Can i say SOL without being wrong now? F*ck this organization, how anyone can be this inept fit so long is realistically impossible

We need to recover 2-3 pats fumbles to have any chance.

This team isn’t good enough to be called trash

The Lions run the ball down the field, then get in the red zone and decide to pass. The Pats run down the field, see it’s working, then stick with it. It’s refreshing watching good coaching. At least I get to see it today since the lions are playing the Pats. Instead of watching our staff.

Fat boy beat NE with Brady and we could lose to 3rd string qb.

Refs are not even gonna use lube today boys….They have held on pretty much every play….

BB aint got s*** on Campbell…someday you’ll see, then, look out!

How are we only down 6-0? It feels so much worse than that.

Calm down boys. Lots of game left and the Patriots don’t exactly have a great pass rush. Let’s see what the offense does.

I have to stay positive my dude. It’s too early to start drinking. Lol

I get it…but until this team /org gives me something to be positive about, I’m gonna fling all the s*** at them that they deserve.

Dan making the boomer call punting from the 45 yard line.

If we are counting on coaching to win this game, you’ll be more disappointed than the Seattle game

Someday Dan will get it…and when he does, look out NFL!

Im beginning to worry about the Hutchinson pick

Lmao …barns with the anti sack

Making zappe look like an all pro. Awesome

Barnes doing what he always does - putting up the lowest PFF score possible

Barnes messes up. Campbell pats him on the back. Bourne messes up and Bill B. jumps his s***.

We all knew they’d come back down to earth…no way is this offense really on the level of the Chiefs

I hate refs so much. They ruin the goddamn game. Call penalties when they feel like it. gotta hit the spread. dirtbags

My goodness this team sucks.

Wow! They were stacked at the LOS and we ran.

Lolololololoololololololololololol. That was the most lionest thing ever

lol. well, time to go see if the perch are biting. I cant do this again this Sunday. Have a good day guys.

F*** this f****** team. F*** DC. We are going to lose to a 3rd string and number one offense is taken a fat f****** dumb. SOL.

Jesus Christ why am I a fan of this f****** team?

Not going to get upset at these idiots the rest of the year. Refuse.

Yeah I think Hoodie solved some stuff and Ben has yet to adjust.

Dan’s got Jim Harbaugh texting in the plays

You can’t go into the bye week getting embarrassed in New England by a 3rd string quarterback and the coach you fired.

This whole team sucks and it’s because of coaching. Dan Campbell has to go. I’m done. He was cute when he hadn’t lost any games and was talking about biting kneecaps and wearing helmets, but it’s pretty clear he has no business being an NFL head coach.

A mid-season Lions Hard Knocks would have been a comedy goldmine. Damn you HBO Max!

Bailly Zappe is totally outplaying Jared Goff. It’s awesome what good coaching can do

Can we just stop supporting this team now? I wish i knew how

OK, now time for the Lions to make it close so we can get another moral victory.

Getting blanked 16-0 against a rookie mid round pick with a noodle arm making his first nfl start. Truly embarrassing

I feel like this game might be different if we had just an average kicker. At least we’d have a chance.

there are three good things happening today: a) i’m not watching the game b) my fantasy team is winning c) you guys are making me know that i should not watch the replay

I drank all my two hearted last night so this game is a double whammy

Campbell vs. Belichick is arguably the biggest coaching mismatch of the season, only Campbell vs. Carroll comes close.

It’s getting to the point of Campbell vs ‘fill in the blank’ coach mismatch…

Fatty Patty is laughing while spreading peanut butter in his beard.

Dan better have this team better put on their cocaine pants to start the 2nd half

Nice run defense. Jesus Christ we can’t do anything.

Bailey Joe Montana

This entire team, every player, is playing like they just want to start their 2 weeks off.

I wonder if Dan realized the last play NE just ran was called a FG

This drive is going to tell us about the rest of the game. Score a touchdown and it’s possibly a game. Punt or turn it over and this game is over.

I’m looking ahead at the schedule, and if the team plays like this, I’m not seeing any team they could beat

We have officially entered the “go for it on 4th down territory”

Another s*** play call. I f****** hate everything about this team

Throwing short of the sticks again. Amazing

I wish I could quit this team. How easy it must be to be a fan for a competent NFL franchise.

I just want to see what another teams punter looks like

So tired of watching bad football every Sunday.

This is absurd. These injuries. How in the world can anyone argue the team isn’t doing something to cause this?

This quarterback has no fear of the lions defense. No pressure, no coverage and lousy scheme. This is a dream defense to play for a young quarterback making his first start.

I tried to get to the bathroom during the commercial break. I tore my hammy.

Zappe out here throwing darts.Lol.Christ this was all so predictable.

can we just forfeit the rest of the year? raise the white flag?

we went from moral victories to immoral losses pretty quickly

It’s going to be great to see a video of Patricia getting a game ball

Lol absolutely a f****** joke. Hard Knocks got me. Should have known better. The coaching sucks. The talent sucks.

I said it before. This offense was either fool’s gold or solid. Thinking we know the answer.

#1 offense my ass. Bill has out-coached this team so bad today.

This team deserves a shut out

4th and goal and the Lions throw short of the end zone so even if he catches it, they turn it over. That’s the team I love so much

Amazingly enough, we even threw that short of what we needed

This is one of the worst games I’ve seen in a very long time. I wish the lions would have told me they were starting the bye week early. I’d have done something else today.

WE FORCED A PUNT

Call someone the lions forced a punt

WE WON THE SUPERBOWL!

GET THE RAFTERS READY (Forced a punt-2022)

See how pats stand their linebackers up. Our coaches blow

I’m tired of this franchise trying unproven head coaches. The franchise sucks. They’ll never make a newbie look good.

Dan’s gonna be shaking more than powder out of his pants tonight

The Patriots are sending the house and not one single screen pass called.

Why in the world is Campbell calling timeouts???

I have to admit…I didn’t see this coming

We held them to only 29 points. That’s a big win for this Def.