Ring Envy: Patriots vs. Texans
Ah yes, another win. That means more Ring Envy!
You know how they say "you can't hate a bad team" or the dumb ass "they don't boo losers" or whatever trite garbage thing they say? No. **** that terrorist organization. Whoop their asses. Slaughter their four missing OL-less line. No mercy.
Texans on high alert for Patriots' trick plays
No run game and that's your WR group? Yikes!!! Not even trying to help Mills out.
That stadium is embarrassingly quiet.
That was a very impressive drive!
Touchdown baby! Good drive, excellent decision to go for it on 4th down
Oh my goodness you pineapple f***** with the missed PAT against the ******* Patriots.
Fair airy undoubtably must lead the league in missed xtra points. i have zero trust in that loser.
Well of course this darn defense will make The Rookie look all pro.
The Texans starting d-line would backups on any other team.
Lonnie didn’t even try to tackle him. Wow
It's an offensive slugfest. Just as suspected.
He got punked.
Lonnie is a converted corner to safety. Expecting him to stonewall Harris in that situation is asking for a lot.
If you're hoping your safety is going to stop an RB at the one, that means the front 7 didn't do their job.
Alright that's enough of these missed extra points.
Time to work out some kickers this week.
Good grief ....they would be better off going for the 2 point conversion.
Johnson is a freaking idiot
That was a lame azz penalty
The run blocking is so atrocious!!!
Maybe runs up the middle aren’t good ideas
Kelly is killing me with these Bill O’Brien running plays.
3x going for it on 4th? Huge boner on my end. Huge.
Culley is being super aggressive..not sure that I like that…but it’s working so far…this is crazy.
Damn, I guess we have to blame a wet football for last week...Still, you couldn't imagine two polar opposite performances by the Texans. Pats D is not Bills either.
Mills really doing great so far.
Can’t trust FairB anyways. Already missed two XP
That last sack was on Heck.
Frustrating way to end a successful drive with the td drop, false start and two sacks with goal to go. But given what we’ve seen last 3 games i’m very happy with the first half performance so far!
I am glad the Texans are winning, but I am not sure that I am watching good football.
Blown coverage, saved by a dropped pass
Where is our pass rush??
Nonexistent. Very disappointing that they can’t get any pressure against these backup linemen and rookie quarterback
We have more points than the other team. Unusual, but nice.
Mills sacks didn't look too painful. But he took a couple of big hits right after getting the ball out.
I can't remember the last time the Texans did punt once in the first half.
Need the defense to step it up a little…something tells me that the offense is going to struggle a bit coming out of the half
Can’t seem to find the Texans game. Instead all I’ve been able to find is some team playing in Steel Blue jerseys playing some really good football. Their kicker is stinking the joint up though.
Did someone say bag of tricks. What a beautiful trick play for a touchdown. Lets go Texans
This ain’t your daddy’s patriots. They look almost as badly coached as us last year.
Love this ****. Aggressive, creative play.
Who took my Houston Texans and just who is this team?
Just jumped in.....I'm very suprised with the scoreline and also mills play so far
I think last week’s performance embarrassed the hell outta these guys…as it should’ve. And what we’re seeing is the fight back that DC/NC wanted to instill as a staple of the culture.
Score more por favor.
How the hell was that not a flag?
Oh my GOD that is so damn unnecessary. Never give these animals life. Ever. Belichick will kill you.
Ok Culley take a chill pill
What the bleep was that. Come on coach. Please stop the dumb crap
Didn't mind the call. Punter just f'd that one up
Culley needs to cut Back on the pregame little blue pills
Whenever there's a good run play, sure enough a holding flag will follow.
Let's have a normal punt this time
STs on coverage and tackling have been regressing
This team needs to figure out penalties. Stop committing them!
"Week 5 - pAtRiOtS bOwL" wtf, LOL!!! Tryhards
C'mon offense. One more TD and I think that's game.
Wildcat isn't working. Stop it.
That was a worthless drive man.
Terrible clock management.
56yd FG attempt with your kicker coming off injury...not smart especially with the kicker struggling and the field position given up.
Should've just gone for it on 4th again, ugh.
Here we go again with this silly stuff. Smh
I'd rather we have just GONE for it to keep the game clock going potentially if we're just gonna f***** hand em the ball back at basically midfield.
We are better off going for it on 4th down. Fairbairn is not reliable right now.
That kick was bad from 40 yds
How does the Texans medical team not recognize Fairbairn's obvious groin injury limitations.
If Texans lose this game, that's the decision we gonna be dissecting hard.
Been solid all game on fourth down plays and now you nuts up. Smh
Don't lose this damn game man. Patriots need to be 1-4. End their season now.
A couple of missed opportunities to pin the Patriots deep might be the difference in this game
there goes the lead.
This is on Culley dumb ash
Good grief. We had opportunities to put this game away.
Maybe next game chilled pepto for all players on D?
This has turned into a real burn barner.
That 35 plus 40 ish on the fake punt plus God knows how many penalty yards.
I'm looking for my earplugs...I'm starting to hear the whispers of "they weren't expected to win this game anyway"
Gotta admit Culley has changed the momentum of this game
What the **** Britt?
Britt impersonating Nick Martin and not blocking the man in front of him
Britt just needed to get in the defender's way for 2 seconds. Sheesh.
Kirksey sucks in pass coverage
Pats WRs have been wide ass open all day
We've gone to playing CBs 10 yd off the LOS..........AND playing a very open loose cover 2
Of course, stupid azz penalty.
Oh get the flying **** outta here with that garbage.Shouldn't "roughing" presume, you know, falling to the ground at least?
Typical call for the Patriots. That was a lame roughing call
Oh my God **** this.
Our tackling keeps on deteriorating.
LJ1 needs to tackle instead of trying to strip the ball every play
Penalties the story again…
Freaking coaching scared cost us this game. Along with penalties and bad calls
I'm ready for this to be over. Usually we're griping because the offense goes conservative with the lead & doesn't score in the 2nd half.Today it's like they have so much confidence in the lead they're trying gimmick after gimmick & we still don't score.Need to find some middle ground.
So glad my expectations were so low for this season or this game would have me seeing red.
That punt bull**** cost them this game
I doubt we'll have a more winnable game the rest of the season.
This will be my last time staying home for some crap like this.
LMFAO at that final play. tragic.
At least Mills looked good.
The coaching got us a big nice lead, then gave it all away.
That loss is 100% on Culley. This guy needs to go coach a Jr High somewhere. He is a lousy HC
Well… at least it was an entertaining loss. Encouraging performance from Mills and the offense. Penalties aplenty, special teams was awful.
I was energized by Culley when he first came in, now I'm starting to think there is a good reason he never got a shot as a Head Coach. Messy, confused, indecisive, inconsistent, team looks questionablly prepared..... yikes
It's a Texans tradition for the head coach to choke a win into a loss.
He’s basically a rookie head coach. He probably got too excited with a lead over the patriots and started outthinking himself.
This team is just dumb. The end.