Ring Envy: Week 14 Patriots vs. Cardinals
I'm not going to lie. I thought Cardinals fans weren't going to be funny. But it turns out they proved me wrong. As the game went on, they got funnier and funnier. Here's what the Cardinals fans had to say during the game.
Cardinal's Fans Discussion
Feels weird that the Cardinals are even still playing football. As if the season was over after the demoralizing Chargers loss.
Have you ever been less excited for a prime time game?
I feel like a large part of my Cardinals fandom has prepared me for this. Sadly pretty comfortable in this place
Im completely apathetic about this game. Thanks, Kliff
The fact that we expect to be embarrassed on national TV is the unkindest cut of all.
Crazy me. I will be watching the game intently hoping for a win. Can’t wait till kickoff.
One would think with Kyler Murray, DeAndre Hopkins and Hollywood Brown, the Cardinals offense would be very explosive.
With 4 back up Oline starting and a should be 5th in the corpse they call their RT? Judon is about to feast!
Kliff Kingsbury was supposed to be an offensive genius. I expected so much more when he was hired in spite of his college record.
I'm shocked that 4 out of 5 on ESPN pregame just picked Cardinals, with only Steve Young picking Patriots. He must still be salty about Williams ending his career.
Looks like there's a lot of fans disguised as empty seats tonight.
KM slides early and leaves yards on the field. Then he looks hurt
**** that may be acl. Noooo! Or worse Achilles.
Cursed franchise.
ONLY THE FREEAKIN CARDINALS
You guys who think kyler is overrated. We toast now
I don't think that's a hyperextended which is a patellar tendon but the way Judon immediately called for help it's not good
My God. We really are cursed.
Lmfao and mini Murray hurt of freaking course
And I bet the over on Kyler. **** my life.
And this late in the season that will impact next year as well. And who knows if it takes away his lone special quality now.
I can’t believe how NFL players get hurt without contact now a days
He can’t take a hit cause he’s too small so he hurts himself.
Well, this gives “No Mas” a whole new meaning.
This is a nightmare. This can’t actually be happening.
I mean... Seriously .. why do the football gods hate us, Lions fans, and Browns fans??? WHY???
Sigh. Prater misses the 50 yard field goal.
I can't even be bothered to watch this anymore. Wife told me about Kyler getting injured.
I'm sorry guys. I think I jinxed the team. I tried to change it up and wore my Cardinals Crocs for the first time in like 3 years to mix up the juju.I should burn them.
Of course a flag on return. Poorly coached team
Holding on a punt that is going into the end zone. What kind of coaching
Lmfao circus football flag on cards
Vance Joseph is better at his job, barely, than Matt Patricia is at his job.
The Kyler Murray selection at number one overall will likely be seen as a bad pick. The decision to extend him and pay him a quarter of a billion dollars per year may go down as one of the worst moves ever by a front office. Up there with the Deshaun Watson signing
Damnit. Convert our first third and long in a long time and we have ******* penalty.
The turd cherry on this **** sundae. So predictable.
Direct TV is ass with the storm and skipping. So this is like a root canal where the dentist is checking your prostate at the same time.
This is one hapless team.
Parker is out cold and the NFL sidelines almost let him play another snap. He couldn’t even line up without almost falling over himself
1st challenge of the season is an amazing stat. And it was on a dumb play early in the game.
A screen play against us? That never works
Man I hope VJ gets a HC job somewhere
Kliff can't get the ******* play called in 30 seconds. You think he can decide to challege or not?
Simmons with the interception after Cameron Thomas hits Mac Jones' arm!
Cardinals showing some fight, they haven't given up on Kliff despite what this forum thinks.
Conner looks a little juiced tonight.
I am rooting for this team even harder now. I like Colt McCoy. Would love to see him succeed
Man.... we can still win this **** show
I got Madden 23 for the PS5 and stopped playing after about an hour because I found out that you can’t sell the team and move it back to Arizona
Is it just me, or was that first time you ever heard a reporter say that a player was “sobbing” in the locker room?
The Patriots aren't afraid to cut that outside pass inside.
And now here is the fold like a tortilla defense...
Good lord players are dropping like flies tonight.
Monday night bloodbath. Players from both teams dropping like flies smh
Gets a little harder to click on this website with each passing day
That was a brief lead
I hate this team! Just can’t do anything right this year it’s an absolute joke!
The Patriots draw play goes for a touchdown if his knee wasn't down.
I think the floodgates are about to open.
We have suffered enough. We are all already pinatas
Guess it's time to get on Kodi and start streaming Christmas Movies lol
I’m proud to say I haven’t even turned the game on. I’m so burned out in ALL ARIZONA sports, just poorly ran all over the board .
And now Conner? Wtf is going on tonight?
Forfeit the season
They're gonna have to call someone down from the stands to play in the 2nd half, at this rate.
Friends..... for the 75th (ish) year...... It's not gonna be our season.
DHop is not human.
Is there a worse 3rd and long D in the league than us? Seriously if it’s 3rd and more than 10 you just know we will give it up constantly!
This team has a surprising amount of fight to it. We've had other teams with less fight while being much healthier.
Pats tackler from behind pushed him in lol
Kliff isn’t doing his nervous side to side shuffle today. He seems way more relaxed
We have a good team.
Kliff winning the battle of wits so far. Half his team is injured but these guys are still fighting for jobs.
Double trouble. Allen and Watt!
WTF! KK playing for a FG?
Kliff plays for the freaking FG.
EFFING PATHETIC.And because he goes so conservative, we’re now going for it on 4th down.This guy is a damn idiot. IDIOT.
Take the points, Kliff.
That's not on Kliff before y'all start lol
Mac Jones has a punchable face.
Terrible throw by COlt on the heels of Anderson not blocking Judon on 3rd down
Kliff still hasn’t learned his lesson
With 30 seconds and no TO just kick the FG. Made minimal sense to go there
This team jeez its jinxed
How did we not get the ball after the fumble?
This game deserves to end in a tie.
Feels like we’ll lose this game in heart breaking fashion on a last series, just like last time we played them.
Somebody pleeeeeze grab kliffy by the scruff of the neck and kick his a** outa the stadium!!
Kliff kingsbury, the king of snatching momentum away from his own team.
Klownsbury is the dumbest of the dumb
Mac dropping the eff bomb on MNF is so clutch. Kliff wishes he did it
I thought Simmons ripped that dude in half
D craps the bed and gives up huge play
Why would you take the 10 yards on a 4 yard loss and loss of down??
No defense on that run play by Patriots.
1st and 20. Meh run for 45
New England is garbage. They have no qbs I mean no talent and yet we let them stay in this game and move the ball. NE is trash really
Is Matt Patricia wearing a butcher's smock?
What a dumb coach belicheck is going for a FG on fourth down. He will never win anything.
Wish we drafted Brock Purdy....
They kick the FG and CONTINUE their momentum, that’s what a smart coach does take the effing points!
Honestly fellas...... I wish I would have thought of this sooner. Getting drunker is really helping my mood!
What in the hilarious hell play is that.
Going for it on 4th and Hollywood can't make the catch
Schematically ******
Hollywood drops the **** out of that. Absolute turd city.
HAHAHAHAH! And we’re going to give THAT guy a huge contract extension?
4th and two? Hollywood says "NO MAS".
Lots of Call of Duty time coming.....
#BIRDCRAPCITY
What does douchberry have lined up for this drive on 4th down?
Hop fumbles the ball and NE TD
Game OVER!!!!
NE is the most luckiest team in football. They are not good we have beaten ourselves
Lolololololol
It seems like just a matter of how we lose.
I love Cardinal football!
Hopkins + Fumble = Humble?
This team... holy smokes. Incredible.
Burn it all down. The grass too, it's been said our grass sucks @$$.
Can we just trade this team straight up owners players equipment toilets everything for the CFL champs
We are going to run conners tires bald.
lol My wife started attending games with me; I knew she was really starting to understand the game when she said "That #75 always false starts".
McCoy throws an interception.
Shoot, Self, In, Foot
No fing heart clean the fing house
It's like a car crash. I don't want to look, but I can't help it!
Cardinals score on fumble?
Wtf happened
OMG! You can't make this **** up!!!
This team! They're our cardinals!! Defensive TD by Collins!!
Yeah. Incomplete pass.
ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
That quick review was Elon Musk's fault.
Robert Kraft must have made another donation to the retired referee fund on that "non-catch."
I have no idea why I still watch this team.
Masochism like the rest of us
Bed time friends.
I waste so much time and energy on these losers.
Lol ball gm f u kliff
Welp that's game. This team excels at imploding.
Colt Mccoys wife is checking their health insurance.
That was the fourth f word yelled out on national television tonight. Does espn know that no one is watching and don’t care to edit them out?
“I think this is still professional football, but this is amazing.” That’s what Aikman just said about the Cardinals… on national TV.
It always felt like the Cardinals were never truly an NFL team and everyone just let them play to feel special.
Hey...at least the Pats fans are having fun at the game!
Anderson absolutely refuses to block Judon
Illegal touching by AJ Green essentially ends the game. Who would’ve predicted Green making his first touch would be an illegal one?
This OL can't pass block against a tackling dummy.
Cardinals quarterbacks should get hazardous duty pay.
Up by 14 late and try to go deep, Patricia telling VJ to suck it
Another f bomb. Up to 5 tonight
Somewhere New England Mike is stroking one out right now
Tomorrow's team press release should read: We have relieved the entire team of their duties.
Our record may not reflect it but we are the worst team in the NFL.
Bro, the sad thing is we'll get up tomorrow and all these clowns will still be employed.
I wouldn't blame Colt if he retired during his post game press conference.
Evidently Bill didn't teach Kliff ANY of his secrets....
Had a vasectomy today. Not sure what was worse, my balls being cut open or watching that game.
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