PFD Predictions: Super Bowl LIX
Thoughts from the board
RKing
Who wins?
Eagles
First Score (Team, Type, Player)
Chiefs FG, Butker
Final Score
Eagles 28 Chiefs 21
Game MVP
Saquon
Will the first commercial be:
Beer
Stats leaders: Passing, Rushing, Receiving, TDs
Hurts 290, Saquon 110, AJ Brown 105, Saquon 2 TD's
Which 4th quarter penalty call will save the chiefs from defeat?
overturned mahomes interception
Will there be a doink/crossbar kick?
No
What will the first penalty of the game be?
false start/illegal motion
How long will the national anthem last?
1:45
How long will halftime last
28 minutes
Which non-offensive score will occur?
Fumble 6
Will there be any special guests at halftime, and if so, who?
No
Enter your classic PFD BOLD PREDICTION for the game:
Eagles get out to an early lead, and the chiefs comeback falls short. The refs actually make a questionable call in favor of the eagles and Chiefs Nation loses their collective minds
DNOMN8R314
Who wins?
Eagles
First Score (Team, Type, Player)
Eagles, field goal, Jake Elliott
Final Score
33-14
Game MVP
Jalen Hurts
Will the first commercial be:
Gambling
Stats leaders: Passing, Rushing, Receiving, TDs
Hurts, Barkley, Barkley, Barkley
Which 4th quarter penalty call will save the chiefs from defeat?
complete/incomplete pass ruled in favor of chiefs
Will there be a doink/crossbar kick?
yes
What will the first penalty of the game be?
Holding
How long will the national anthem last?
1:50
How long will halftime last
13:50
Which non-offensive score will occur?
Fumble 6
Will there be any special guests at halftime, and if so, who?
J. Cole
Enter your classic PFD BOLD PREDICTION for the game:
Barkley breaks the SB rushing record (Timmy Smith, 204 yards)
Jdog Lemon Head
Who wins?
Eagles
First Score (Team, Type, Player)
Eagles, Rush, Barkley
Final Score
Eagles 31 - Chiefs 24
Game MVP
Barkley
Will the first commercial be:
Insurance
Stats leaders: Passing, Rushing, Receiving, TDs
Passing - Mahomes, Rushing - Barkley, TDs (Barkley)
Which 4th quarter penalty call will save the chiefs from defeat?
Roughing the passer
Will there be a doink/crossbar kick?
No
What will the first penalty of the game be?
false start/illegal motion
How long will the national anthem last?
2:12
How long will halftime last
14:42
Which non-offensive score will occur?
No non-offense score
Will there be any special guests at halftime, and if so, who?
Yes - SZA, Tyler the Creator
Enter your classic PFD BOLD PREDICTION for the game:
Smack will declare "Game Over" and end of the first quarter when the Eagles go up 10-0
Oscar
Who wins?
As long as KC lises...
First Score (Team, Type, Player)
KC, Butker FG
Final Score
43-38
Game MVP
Tom Brady
Will the first commercial be:
That weird Jesus thing
Stats leaders: Passing, Rushing, Receiving, TDs
Passing: Hurts. Rushing: Barkley. Receiving: Worthy. TDs: Hurts.
Which 4th quarter penalty call will save the chiefs from defeat?
Illegal touching, Eagles
Will there be a doink/crossbar kick?
No
What will the first penalty of the game be?
false start/illegal motion
How long will the national anthem last?
2:12
How long will halftime last
Way too long
Which non-offensive score will occur?
safety
Will there be any special guests at halftime, and if so, who?
Tupac's hologram
Enter your classic PFD BOLD PREDICTION for the game:
Travis Kelce concussion in the 1st quarter. Goodell orders SF to trade Kittle to KC for a 2026 7th round pick at halftime. Kittle ends up with 5 catches for 88 yards and a TD. KC wins. Goodell nods and smiles.
Blight
Who wins?
Eagles
First Score (Team, Type, Player)
Eagles, Rushing, Barkley
Final Score
28-17
Game MVP
Barkley
Will the first commercial be:
Project 2025 bullshit
Stats leaders: Passing, Rushing, Receiving, TDs
Hurts, Barkley, Brown, Barkley
Which 4th quarter penalty call will save the chiefs from defeat?
All of the above
Will there be a doink/crossbar kick?
No
What will the first penalty of the game be?
Roughing
How long will the national anthem last?
Longer than necessary
How long will halftime last
42 minutes and 34 seconds
Which non-offensive score will occur?
Fumble 6
Will there be any special guests at halftime, and if so, who?
BoSoxJim
Enter your classic PFD BOLD PREDICTION for the game:
If the chiefs win I'll be questioning my interest in football all offseason...
Mr. Roger Badell
Who wins?
NOBODY wins, Eagles lose
First Score (Team, Type, Player)
Filly, tush-push TD, Hurts
Final Score
19-17
Game MVP
Ron Tobert
Will the first commercial be:
Vision repair, featuring NFL refs and/or footage of their previous calls
Stats leaders: Passing, Rushing, Receiving, TDs
Hurts 218, Barkley 220, Kelce 84, Barkley 2
Which 4th quarter penalty call will save the chiefs from defeat?
pass interference on the defense (eagles)
Will there be a doink/crossbar kick?
No
What will the first penalty of the game be?
Chiefs RT lining up too far back. After review, flag will be picked up. PLAY ON!
How long will the national anthem last?
6:21 - Trump will repeatedly order an encore with military enforcement
How long will halftime last
until my bushwhacker is empty
Which non-offensive score will occur?
Kick return
Will there be any special guests at halftime, and if so, who?
Jerod Mayo & Robert Kraft singing a duet of 'Why Can't We Be Friends' by War
Enter your classic PFD BOLD PREDICTION for the game:
Roger Goodells house is looted, as fans throw shit at his window and give him the finger - before security applauds, then escorts them out.
MAC
Who wins?
Mahomes
First Score (Team, Type, Player)
Taylor Swift. (Wink,wink)
Final Score
31-19 Chefs
Game MVP
Mahomes
Will the first commercial be:
Political ad
Stats leaders: Passing, Rushing, Receiving, TDs
Mahomes, Barkley, Kelce
Which 4th quarter penalty call will save the chiefs from defeat?
Personal foul on the “sidelines” inside the field of play
Will there be a doink/crossbar kick?
No
What will the first penalty of the game be?
Holding
How long will the national anthem last?
1:53
How long will halftime last
32 minutes
Which non-offensive score will occur?
Pick 6
Will there be any special guests at halftime, and if so, who?
Yes, Who cares?
Enter your classic PFD BOLD PREDICTION for the game:
Mahomes will get MVP even if he goes 12/34, 3 INTs, 1 TD, 1 fumble
Mattsky
Who wins?
Chiefs
First Score (Team, Type, Player)
KC, pass to Kelce
Final Score
34 - 23
Game MVP
Mahomes
Will the first commercial be:
Insurance
Stats leaders: Passing, Rushing, Receiving, TDs
mahomes, Pacheco, Kelce, Kelce
Which 4th quarter penalty call will save the chiefs from defeat?
pass interference on the offense (eagles)
Will there be a doink/crossbar kick?
No
What will the first penalty of the game be?
Pass interference
How long will the national anthem last?
1 minute and 57 seconds
How long will halftime last
31 minutes
Which non-offensive score will occur?
No non-offense score
Will there be any special guests at halftime, and if so, who?
SZA
Enter your classic PFD BOLD PREDICTION for the game:
The refs make no controversial calls.
Ding-Dong
Who wins?
Patriots
First Score (Team, Type, Player)
Referee, BS call, Mahomes
Final Score
Referee by 3 pts
Game MVP
Referee
Will the first commercial be:
Car
Which 4th quarter penalty call will save the chiefs from defeat?
pass interference on the defense (eagles)
Will there be a doink/crossbar kick?
No
What will the first penalty of the game be?
offsides
Dino
Who wins?
Chiefs
First Score (Team, Type, Player)
Iggles, TD run, Jalen Hurts
Final Score
KC 27 PHI 24
Game MVP
The GOAT
Will the first commercial be:
The little pill with a big story to tell
Stats leaders: Passing, Rushing, Receiving, TDs
Hurts, Barkley, A.J. Brown, 6-way tie
Which 4th quarter penalty call will save the chiefs from defeat?
Pats fans are pathetic
Will there be a doink/crossbar kick?
No
What will the first penalty of the game be?
false start/illegal motion
How long will the national anthem last?
90 minutes
How long will halftime last
22 minutes 12 seconds
Which non-offensive score will occur?
No non-offense score
Will there be any special guests at halftime, and if so, who?
Trump
Enter your classic PFD BOLD PREDICTION for the game:
There will be more penalties called on the Iggles than on the Chefs
Zoo
Who wins?
Eagles
First Score (Team, Type, Player)
Eagles, TD, Barkley
Final Score
34-31
Game MVP
Barkley
Will the first commercial be:
Beer
Stats leaders: Passing, Rushing, Receiving, TDs
Mahomes, Barkley, Brown, Barkley
Which 4th quarter penalty call will save the chiefs from defeat?
overturned Mahomes interception
Will there be a doink/crossbar kick?
yes
What will the first penalty of the game be?
false start/illegal motion
How long will the national anthem last?
Until bedtime
How long will halftime last
As long as they can get a shot of Taylor Swift
Which non-offensive score will occur?
No non-offense score
Will there be any special guests at halftime, and if so, who?
Weird Al
Enter your classic PFD BOLD PREDICTION for the game:
I'm wrong in my prediction for the Eagles to win. Instead, the Eagles dominate all game and then lose to Mahomes and Co. in the 4th Quarter.
