Week 6: Patriots vs. Broncos

Week 5? Week 6? Who cares, the Pats are finally playing!

• Is Cam gonna play? Will Stidham start? Will Hoyer the Destroyer™ prove all his doubters wrong?!

• Are we getting Gilly back? No, not from COVID, I'm talking about the 2019 version.

• Can Winovich continue to build? I want everyone who watches the NFL to start talking about him, after this game.

• Edelman, can you please make the idiots that doubt you (because of a game of bad dropsies, as if you haven't always had a dropsies problem) shut up and remember you in Week 2?

• DK Metcalf, I mean... N'keal Harry, will you please be the Anquan Boldin we all want(ed) you to be?

• Is Gunner going to play? Will he pick up where he left off, this Summer, or simply play ST?

• Damiere? Jakobi? Are you our last hope?

• Who are the Tightends, again?

I think the Pats win by a lot. I think Cam plays and makes fantasy owners love him, again.

38-14

PFD Predictions

• Bones: Pats win 9-8 and Edelman completes a pass

• MAC: Pats win 17-12 and the Pats' third stringers beat the Broncos' third stringers while the rest of the team cheers in quarantine

• DNOM: Pats win 21-9 and the Patriots score more on D/ST than on offense, including at least one Safety

• Neil X: Pats win 19-12 and the Broncos don't score a touchdown

• DP73: Pats win 24-16 and Devin Asiasi catches his first NFL TD

• Hugo: Pats win 27-13 and Jarrett Stidham gets his first career start

• Rking: Pats win 28-14 and Winovich forces a fumble

• Blighty: Pats win 31-17 and Harry scores at TD on a jet sweep *sigh*