Week 6: Patriots vs. Broncos
Week 5? Week 6? Who cares, the Pats are finally playing!
Is Cam gonna play? Will Stidham start? Will Hoyer the Destroyer™ prove all his doubters wrong?!
Are we getting Gilly back? No, not from COVID, I'm talking about the 2019 version.
Can Winovich continue to build? I want everyone who watches the NFL to start talking about him, after this game.
Edelman, can you please make the idiots that doubt you (because of a game of bad dropsies, as if you haven't always had a dropsies problem) shut up and remember you in Week 2?
DK Metcalf, I mean... N'keal Harry, will you please be the Anquan Boldin we all want(ed) you to be?
Is Gunner going to play? Will he pick up where he left off, this Summer, or simply play ST?
Damiere? Jakobi? Are you our last hope?
Who are the Tightends, again?
I think the Pats win by a lot. I think Cam plays and makes fantasy owners love him, again.
Bones: Pats win 9-8 and Edelman completes a pass
MAC: Pats win 17-12 and the Pats' third stringers beat the Broncos' third stringers while the rest of the team cheers in quarantine
DNOM: Pats win 21-9 and the Patriots score more on D/ST than on offense, including at least one Safety
Neil X: Pats win 19-12 and the Broncos don't score a touchdown
DP73: Pats win 24-16 and Devin Asiasi catches his first NFL TD
Hugo: Pats win 27-13 and Jarrett Stidham gets his first career start
Rking: Pats win 28-14 and Winovich forces a fumble
Blighty: Pats win 31-17 and Harry scores at TD on a jet sweep *sigh*